when i try to make it into my lofted bed when i'm...
WHEN I WAKE UP FROM A REALLY DEEP SLEEP
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE:
When a guy smiles at me
whatshouldwecallme: If he’s cute: If he’s not:
whatshouldbetchescallme: Other girls Me
When I'm talking to my Mom on the phone
WHEN I SPOT MY CRUSH AT A PARTY
howdoiputthisgently: BEFORE I TAKE SHOTS I’M LIKE: AND AFTER:
when i'm taking notes in class and my only pen...
when pandora starts playing shitty music on my...
When my roommate tells me it's my turn to clean...
WHEN I JUST ACCEPT ITS GOING TO BE A SLOPPY NIGHT
When I have the drunk munchies but am too fucked...
when you show up at a party and its all couples
When I tell my friends I broke up with my...
When I meet a guy from the south
When my friend tells me I'm dating the wrong kinds...
When I see a hot guy at the bar...
myfriendsaremarried: …but find out he’s married
WHEN IM OUT AND I HEAR MY FAVORITE SONG
In undergrad, when I realized a hot senior was...
When I blackout and don't lose my key
When someone tells my friends they are going to...
WHEN MY PARENTS QUESTION ME ABOUT MY GRADES
THAT TIME I TOOK A CLASS WITH ALL STUDENT ATHLETES
howdoiputthisgently: EVERYONE WAS LIKE: AND I WAS LIKE:
When I remember I'm on my period
when everyone found out i had an adderall...
When I'm still in the library after a 12 hour...
When I know I have to be in a bikini in less than...
When I let a pedestrian cross
WHEN I MEET A CUTE GUY THAT WEARS SPERRYS AND...
howdoiputthisgently: I’M JUST LIKE:
Things That Make Me Sick
People with double chins. People who say “let’s” when talking only about themselves (ex: “let’s put carrots in my salad” “well I ain’t eatin it bitch so YOU put carrotts in your own damn salad”). When my mom asks who I’m texting. Facebook statuses about GLEE. People chompin their gum. People who say they “discovered” a band/...