October 2012
3 posts
when i try to make it into my lofted bed when i'm...
mylifeasakitten:
EVERY OCTOBER
howdoiputthisgently:
WHEN I WAKE UP FROM A REALLY DEEP SLEEP
howdoiputthisgently:
I’M LIKE:
September 2012
14 posts
When a guy smiles at me
whatshouldwecallme:
If he’s cute:
If he’s not:
Pizza
whatshouldbetchescallme:
Other girls
Me
When I'm talking to my Mom on the phone
whatshouldbetchescallme:
WHEN I SPOT MY CRUSH AT A PARTY
howdoiputthisgently:
BEFORE I TAKE SHOTS I’M LIKE:
AND AFTER:
when i'm taking notes in class and my only pen...
patheticlifestory:
when pandora starts playing shitty music on my...
patheticlifestory:
When my roommate tells me it's my turn to clean...
whatshouldbetchescallme:
WHEN I JUST ACCEPT ITS GOING TO BE A SLOPPY NIGHT
howdoiputthisgently:
When I have the drunk munchies but am too fucked...
whatshouldbetchescallme:
when you show up at a party and its all couples
myfriendsaremarried:
When I tell my friends I broke up with my...
myfriendsaremarried:
When I meet a guy from the south
myfriendsaremarried:
When my friend tells me I'm dating the wrong kinds...
myfriendsaremarried:
When I see a hot guy at the bar...
myfriendsaremarried:
…but find out he’s married
May 2012
8 posts
WHEN IM OUT AND I HEAR MY FAVORITE SONG
howdoiputthisgently:
In undergrad, when I realized a hot senior was...
whatshouldwecallme:
When I blackout and don't lose my key
adventuresinfratland:
When someone tells my friends they are going to...
whatshouldwecallme:
WHEN MY PARENTS QUESTION ME ABOUT MY GRADES
howdoiputthisgently:
THAT TIME I TOOK A CLASS WITH ALL STUDENT ATHLETES
howdoiputthisgently:
EVERYONE WAS LIKE:
AND I WAS LIKE:
When I remember I'm on my period
howtobealandshark:
when everyone found out i had an adderall...
patheticlifestory:
April 2012
4 posts
When I'm still in the library after a 12 hour...
whatshouldwecallme:
When I know I have to be in a bikini in less than...
whatshouldwecallme:
When I let a pedestrian cross
whatshouldwecallme:
WHEN I MEET A CUTE GUY THAT WEARS SPERRYS AND...
howdoiputthisgently:
I’M JUST LIKE:
February 2012
2 posts
June 2011
1 post
Things That Make Me Sick
People with double chins. People who say “let’s” when talking only about themselves (ex: “let’s put carrots in my salad” “well I ain’t eatin it bitch so YOU put carrotts in your own damn salad”). When my mom asks who I’m texting. Facebook statuses about GLEE. People chompin their gum. People who say they “discovered” a band/...
